Friday the 13th

According to my horoscope, I am going to have a fabulous day, and so far I am. Had a dispute at the breakfast table. Taty was covering her ears, so we stopped. He seems to think that any woman would want to trade me and what I have and what he gives me. Including no sexual anything for over a year. Most women would kill for that, did you all know that? I didn't know that. Amazing, isn't he? I agree I have it pretty good, but was reminded not to let the door hit me in the ass on the way out if life was so hard with him.

So, it's orientation day and I'm lovin' life!